I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.
Are we still keeping up the farce that we don’t pick noses? It’s 2023, I think we can stop, and just be human.
Now, be clean about it, but just do it.
There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.
Frugal is a good character trait…
I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.
Now, be clean about it
Eat them, don’t wipe them. 😤
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It is theorised that there are health benefits, and we may have even evolved sweet mucous to encourage consumption!
Piss would eventually be toxic since you would accumulate the excess salts or other compounds your body is flushing out.
Run it through a solar still first.
Stop trying to normalize drinking your own urine Bear Gryls
There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.
I picked my nose immediately after reading the title.
I also picked your nose immediately after reading the title.
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Get a mirror that doubles as a sort of magnifier to view the area around your nose closely & carefully. You’re looking for seams around the nose with which to gain leverage to gently pry off the nose to get better access to the nostrils within & beneath. Once the nose has been popped off your face, you can rinse both it and the exposed nostrils out with some warm water, which should get rid of the dry, compacted mucus.
You may want to take a soft, thin brush while you’re at this for a more thorough clean. Once both the removed nose and exposed nostrils are cleared to your satisfaction, realign your nose with the seams you found at the start and gently squeeze & press your nose to reconnect it with your face. A light splash of warm water and scrub should help reseal the nose to your face and make the seams less noticeable.
Hope this helps!
This guy nose everything
Popped off your face as in… severed from your face? Is that possible?
Sorry, I think I may have timeslipped, I take it this isn’t the stream of advanced face prostheses, my bad!
Damn it. I’m just starting to get a cold and that would be REALLY useful.
Don’t worry, you can remove your nose today! As long as it is nog a requirement to put it back on, you should be fine for the foreseeable future
No worries!
Look at Mister Nose It All
Everyone know the the real method is to grab it between your pointer and middle knuckles like you’re knocking an arrow. Then give it a good yank, and if you do it to someone else, yell, “got your nose!”, as loud as you can.
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If picking works, why not pick them? Do it with a tissue if you’re squeamish or can’t wash your hands after.
Actually, wash your hands before you pick your nose to minimize the risk of infections, etc.
Maybe we should agree on before and after.
Do it in the shower. As a bonus, the moisture will also loosen up the booger to make it easier to remove.
Eat really spicy food
Cat licks em out
Just pick them, and wash your hands before and after. Then put your boogers in a trashcan. I always wrap a piece of toilet paper around my finger when I pick my nose.
If it’s hard to get them by picking, I use pliers in front of a mirror and then put the boogers on a piece of tp which I then throw into the toilet or trash. (Remember that if you use pliers, you need to be careful so that you don’t stab yourself with them. Also wash your pliers before & after.)
Please tell me “pliers” is the term for “tweezers” outside the US.
Yes, that’s what I meant.
If I may dare to ask, just how fucking tenacious are your boogers my friend? Pliers? Jesus fucking Christ!
I wouldn’t put toilet paper up my nose - I don’t trust other toilet users to not touch the toilet roll and I don’t trust the room to not have fecal particles from lidless flushing on things. I don’t want tu put someone else’s poo up my nose.
Don’t use TP up your nose for a different reason: TP is designed to disintegrate when wet. You end up with toilet paper chunks stuck up there.
I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom, thought this was normal?
Boogerpliers, right next to the poopknife.
They don’t know about the three seashells.
Nobody does. They just threw that into the movie just to make people guess. You can see that over 25 years later, is still works.
Next thing you’ll tell me is that the empower was naked!
The empower was naked.
Mind blown!
I really hope this is a joke comment.
Ok fine but snapping a stalactite off from the front of your brain is very satisfying.
Thanks, I’ll check it out. I’ve heard you’re not supposed to overuse it because it can make your nose more dry.
I’ve been using a saline spray daily for years, just the generic store brand, and haven’t noticed excessive dryness. But I do remember when I tried Nasonex that it made my nose bleed.
Thank you! I might grab one of these then.
Also, do you use a saline spray before your nose is dry, or when your nose is dry?
With tears, usually.
I twist a tissue into a cylinder and stuff it up there. You could also use a cotton swab.
Qtip is the best way
I came here for answers!
It’s not picking your nose if you do it in the bathroom with a tissue, you animals.
I get everything out with my finger while in the shower. It goes down the drain, then I wash my hands and I’m done.
You don’t wash the rest of your body while you shower? What an animal.
Gently snort some purified water and blow your nose in 10 minutes.
Thanks! I’ll try this.
Basically the Muslim ablution
snot rocket.
Hold one nostril closed and blow all that shit out, switch and repeat until clear.
I tend to bend over and aim towards the ground sonI don’t blow all over my self.
Here’s the socially acceptable solution, even in public: you pick it with a handkerchief on your finger.
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