I’m not sure what you’d have to do to actually go to hell,

Be mormon, then say mormonism is false. It’s their only unforgivable sin.

Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Can’t speak to now, but 30 years ago? Yeah.

just pop on by and have a bowl. it’ll be fun

I’ve got that and a whirly pop. The whirly pop does better popcorn, but all I have to do to clean the air popper is shake it upside down. So we run about a cup of kernels through the air popper every night.

the United States one is very funny

Not anymore at least

What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something

Politics under Clinton seem civil now

As is tradition

My dude, I’ve had a few friends abs roommates who are refugees. All I will say is that war is hell, and to invite it is madness.

Minnesota wasn’t Minnesota in 1776 to my knowledge, but I don’t know much about Minnesota. I should visit.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Come on over, I’ll put on a pot of bear shit coffee and see if you disagree

Remote work to a slow computer.

Okay I’ll learn how to make better coffee

take your woodchipper, chip up guard A. point to guard b, then the woodchipper: ja or da. point to guard c, do the same. then tell them you are coming back with the woodchipper if you don’t like what you find through the door, and ask them to point to which door you should go through. pointing doesn’t require words.

edit: wait I know, don’t ask questions, just open doors, throw the guards through and see what happens. whoever survives, take that door

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i