I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…

That’s a failure to download the installers to begin with, not them being taken away from you after the fact.

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Maybe not this specific statement, but I think it certainly highlights that everything about the game in general has been kind of a mess.

Are they actually bounty hunters? The trailer made it seem like they were gladiators competing in a blood sport league.

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

“Hey! Listen!”

Yeah, I went there.

IIRC back in the day there was a fan theory that Bongo Bongo was a prisoner who became a monster after dying in the Shadow Temple. So the disembodied hands would be a relic of either his torture or execution.

Can’t go wrong with pretty much any pre-Skyward Sword Zelda. SS itself also has Ballad of the Goddess, which was good, but I can’t remember any other tunes from it or BOTW that aren’t just reprises of tracks from previous games.

HFY in the modern sense was originally the result of angry neckbeards being triggered by James Cameron’s Avatar and venting by writing a bunch of stories that basically boiled down to “chad humans showing the virgin xenos what for (usually via mass murder)”. After a while people calmed down enough (or enough non-angry neckbeards got drawn in) to start expanding beyond that original concept, which is when we started getting more “humans are the tide that lifts all boats” and “humans are weird and that’s OK” style stories. So yeah, I agree that even if the genre is more that that nowadays, it’s still a fundamental part of it.

Why would I shell out $50 to play on a tiny ass screen with shitty touchscreen controls? Fuck that noise.

Yeah, Switch pointer controls were pretty YMMV, simply because the joycons themselves aren’t nearly as reliable in that regard as the Wiimotes were.

Link is for the wrong trailer.

I mean, as long as you don’t give Steam any personally identifying info and make sure that your beneficiary has your password and 2FA, I don’t really see how that’s enforceable.

That’s because pretty much everything does cause cancer eventually. That’s just a consequence of how cellular division works. The trick is knowing how much exposure to any given thing is needed to cause cancer, and whether you’re likely to reach that threshold before you die of anything else.

I mean, wouldn’t paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?

The way I see it, if you’ve bought a game from GOG you’ve already paid, so no one can truthfully say in good faith that subsequently grabbing a cracked version of the Steam release is a lost sale.

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.

Hm, don’t remember seeing that with the Switch demo. Yeah, that’s skeevy though.