20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

This whole comment right here.

I was thinking the romantic interest thing right out of the gate. I like your emotional need take, too. Either way it’s not work appropriate esp. if OP has communicated their disinterest before.

I also like your direct communication prompt.

While you’re right about how HR works/how to go about it, I find HR a hammer when a finesse tool might work. OP could ask their manager how to deal with it. Not only does this put it on the radar, but it’s a bit less official, and might yield the gray zone outcome OP is looking for

As a parent, I couldn’t give two shits if you don’t have kids. Not gonna convince you. It’s your story not mine.

You’re also not going to convince me I made a poor decision.

It doesn’t matter what other people think, full stop. The world is full of people who think they know better. ignore them.

The consultant’s proverb: done is better than perfect

Give it two years, and then all she will get is an empty bag

I’ve got a 2024 pilot. It’s fucking big, but it’s considered ‘mid sized’, which blows my fucking mind until I pull up to a Suburban or the like

Gnoosic.com

I really like that one

That even distribution is impressive

Wonderful composition. I love this

Central BC would like to know your location. None of that is Ag land

This almost looks like a painting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcDW697xiUs

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8dOGKGR0z

Can’t believe Simpsons got away with this

Canadian prairies

I’m talking about gold

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.