HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1471arrow-down122
arrow-up1449arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square106fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 day agoMusic was better when ugly people were allowed to make itmessage-squaremessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down1108
arrow-up1536arrow-down1message-squareMusic was better when ugly people were allowed to make itDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square180fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 8 hours agoSomeday, when society goes fully paperless, paper cuts will be a thing of the pastmessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down12
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareSomeday, when society goes fully paperless, paper cuts will be a thing of the pastpruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square25fedilink
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 hours agoThey say “anyone can become president”, but this will be the first presidential election since 1970s, where there is no Bush, Clinton, or Biden on the ballot.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down119
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareThey say “anyone can become president”, but this will be the first presidential election since 1970s, where there is no Bush, Clinton, or Biden on the ballot.lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 hours agoEvery phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down126
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareEvery phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-215 hours agoMost many file types are just a renamed .zipmessage-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down122
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareMost many file types are just a renamed .zipInterstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-215 hours agomessage-square40fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoWhen the sign says dear next 5 miles, do the deer know that?message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down121
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWhen the sign says dear next 5 miles, do the deer know that?Kintarian@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoMemes are Modern Greeting Cardsmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down12
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareMemes are Modern Greeting CardsAllYourSmurf@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square1fedilink
Kaelygon@lemmy.world · 3 days agoHumans should lay eggsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down111
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareHumans should lay eggsplus-squareKaelygon@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square35fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th????message-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1402arrow-down125
arrow-up1377arrow-down1message-squareIf the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th????Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square48fedilink
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoI'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down111
arrow-up1286arrow-down1message-squareI'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize...plus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square52fedilink
DeadNinja@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe camel was already miserable way before that last straw.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1253arrow-down116
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareThe camel was already miserable way before that last straw.DeadNinja@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square20fedilink
whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat if spouses took their partners first name instead of last?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down110
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareWhat if spouses took their partners first name instead of last?whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square30fedilink
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 3 days agoFunny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down18
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareFunny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 6 days agoI don't know the difference between hay and straw message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down113
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareI don't know the difference between hay and straw Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square31fedilink
Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days agoIf a corporation were subject to normal human health risks, we would have a clean environment and trillions invested in fighting climate change.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down112
arrow-up1268arrow-down1message-squareIf a corporation were subject to normal human health risks, we would have a clean environment and trillions invested in fighting climate change.Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square20fedilink
ch00f@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoNew York City is the only city in America (or maybe the world) where people are expected to have a general understanding of the geography in casual conversation.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down140
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareNew York City is the only city in America (or maybe the world) where people are expected to have a general understanding of the geography in casual conversation.plus-squarech00f@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square35fedilink
redirtSdeR@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoThere exists a position inside the earth where it is possible to cook a perfect pizza just by leaving it theremessage-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down17
arrow-up1239arrow-down1message-squareThere exists a position inside the earth where it is possible to cook a perfect pizza just by leaving it thereredirtSdeR@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square43fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 7 days agoTV has failed us by not making a show about catching foriegn state actors and other online trolls in the act.message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down113
arrow-up1315arrow-down1message-squareTV has failed us by not making a show about catching foriegn state actors and other online trolls in the act.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square49fedilink
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 6 days agoThe recent events will probably be the first time that Gen Z and Gen alpha are hearing about 'Pagers'.message-squaremessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down144
arrow-up1321arrow-down1message-squareThe recent events will probably be the first time that Gen Z and Gen alpha are hearing about 'Pagers'.Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 6 days agomessage-square78fedilink