Print out and laminate this entire post.
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.
More or less damage than he’s currently doing?
To the structure of that building, more. Less everywhere, that’s the silver lining.
The whole what?
All of it.
My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents’ house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn’t obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
incredible
I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations
It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I’m able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.
A stack of Freshmen magazines with the address labels torn off, along with one woodworking magazine. People love discovering old porn. It’s like a gift to the future.
fill it with sunflower seeds and glue, like those chinese brainrot videos
A dictionary.
Bunch of spring-loaded snakes
A locked safe
An EMPTY locked safe.
As is tradition.
Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.
Leave a spider in it.
Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.
apologies to XKCD
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
What am I missing
There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.
Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
Not sure if you’re aware, but there’s a toilet in your bathtub.
Having pulled a toilet out to fix something more than once, the bathtub is exactly where you want to put it while you work.
Every bathtub’s a toilet if you believe in it enough.
There was an incident as a child
Every toilet’s a bathtub if you believe in it enough.
The ole waffle stomper
“They’re just holes with water”
Efficiency
Where else would it be?
In the sink
For those mega poops that overflow
Me on Lemmy today:
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
i don’t think they are, usually
My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.
In the whole.
And don’t slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.
Termite treatment.
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
