During the pandemic I moved to the country, stopped using social media, and got a remote working job. I think the people who used to know me assume I’m dead.

Yeah, my current plan is to pass on TES6.

Pokemon Red: Rocket Edition is brilliant.

He would have had to get that past the Senate, which he never really had.

Ruling parties are being flipped all over the world because inflation has been bad since Covid. It’s a pity your only other option was Trump.

There will come a time when Trump is not physically able to keep campaigning. You might not be rid of MAGA come that day, but Trump won’t last forever.

Don’t call yourself an asylum seeker. Generally the rest of the world welcomes American immigrants, but we all get a bit antsy when it comes to helping people who actually need help.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

I would adore a Mainecoon.

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

Sort of. The same game, over and over, each time in a different colour, each time with a higher pixel density, each time a little bit worse.

Nintendo aren’t the worst company. Not even the worst gaming company. Not when they have competition like Ubisoft and Warner Brothers and EA and Activision.

Of course, if it weren’t for the presence of the aforementioned companies, Nintendo would be the worst.

Society: Shake what your Momma gave ya!

You: *Waggles card

They give you a card?

Sorry did I just become an example of Poe’s Law?

“I disagree! Also: rape.”

They would never tread on your free speech. You say whatever you like. Consequences are for liberals.

Cool. Do Facebook next.

Wow, it’s been 40 years since I played on a spectrum.