Damn. That’s worth savoring.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

As in “FWD: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:?”

Or…?

I can’t believe this ended badly. Seems like you just can’t catch a break.

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out–because I did not use Wordpad…

They didn’t call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You’re gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it’s humanity I struggle with.

Can we shop around? New Zealand seems nice? I’d let Jacinda Ardern colonize me?

Seriously, Joe, go out with some fireworks.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.

Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich (pretty much always perfect, too). Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. biscuits (made fresh every morning). My top two probably.

They really should.

Black Dreamcast is pretty sexy.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I hope this doesn’t affect my folders full of every Sega game rom ever.

Step one to resisting: bullet-time.