But we don’t know if time even had a beginning, thus the contract is unenforceable.

That’s a lot of floppies

I’ll pick the side that’s not trying to overthrow the foundations of democracy

They should give access to one last update that displays “Fuck Putin” on your screen at all times

It’s good to be able to honestly assess the competition. Hopefully Ford is taking notes

Amazon found a cheat code where they can avoid all brick and mortar fees and employees and leases and store inventory, made Bezos the richest man in the world…

And somehow they just can’t fucking stomach the idea of treating their employees with enough respect to not jam propaganda in their faces all day to stop them from asking for the slightest bit more.

AI companies specializing in spreading bullshit all across the internet have a bright future however

I’m gonna have to ask you to stop abusing whatever random reddit mod flagged you back then in case they might be here. Or else.

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is now definitely on Musk’s list of departments to cut if Trump makes him a high-ranking swamp monster

“Then i told him what I’d do to the EU if I was President, and he was like ‘No way’, and I i was like ‘way’”

They’re selling their Gameboy one at least :

https://store.analogue.co/products/analogue-pocket-white

Clearly this sort of reporting is not prevalent enough given how many people think we have actually come up with something new these last few years and aren’t just throwing shitloads of graphics cards and data at statistical models

🔥

Now you’re set for life though so it all worked out for the best 👍

I don’t even

I hear “Twitter” is available again

Also known as “that way”

The fear your code will break something one day and Linus will hunt you down will forever your thoughts.

Game over.

Anybody got a spare master/slave jumper for a hard drive?

SpaceX deserves a CEO who isn’t a complete disaster and enemy of the state.