The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day

Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.

humor is subjective

Fucking hilarious

Was gifted a lightly used Keurig machine. Partner started noticing little roaches everywhere in the kitchen. She was halfway through a cup of coffee when she opened the water reservoir and spotted a few floating in the water. I opened the machine and the machine was full of them.

Roaches can lay up to 32 eggs/week, and I think a roach mom had at least one good week in the Keurig.

Friend had said he didn’t want it because it was attracting roaches. He claims to not have known it was carrying them.

Sounds like ball lightning

TIL

Next time it happens try to predict what will happen in the next 30 seconds and say it out loud or write it down before it happens. If you can’t, it’s natural Deja Vu

Now now.

You glance at other markers too, but 66 fires a special, primed network.

I’ve had cats and dogs, and in my sample, cats have been better at navigating boundaries. Also, the beans. Also, the everything.

It’s my understanding that some of them even heal and can be torn again

It says publishing overall is up, but I’m happy to hear of retractions going up with it. I like the idea it proposes about “bug” bounties. That would drive even more retractions

Studies are retracted all the time. It’s a good thing.

Why shouldn’t the idea of Solarpunk operate as a subset of Solarpunk, in the form of an interface between Solarpunk and the Fediverse?

Yes, and so I must give it back.

I remember that I didn’t exist before and that was fine.

A touch of humility helps too… why should I get benefits that beetles and dogs don’t?

Life only exists because of death. I wouldn’t want to take life away from the world by avoiding something I’m not meant to avoid.

Neuroscience… probably computational

You can make profit on and profit off

Well LLMs are about to get a lot less reasonable.