Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now

His mom has pretty good tang though 👀👀

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream

Jeeze what happened in 2008 again? I can’t remember…

Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’

Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.

Meth literally ruined my life, my kid’s mom started doing that shit and it was a catastrophe. Fortunately I’ve been clean pretty much the whole time because meth is a shitty drug and I’ve picked up the pieces pretty well, I’m currently the happiest ive ever been.

He’s not though 😬 don’t do meth. Don’t hang out with people who do it. It’s pretty much a hassle all the way around, and who needs that? Especially for a drug that makes you pick at your face and chain-smoke fucking gross ass Pall-Malls in the driveway for three straight days

I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.

Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.

To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.

Lithium batteries and their associated wastes and byproducts are an ecological catastrophe though in fairness

Well that is, indeed, wack. I appreciate your perspective, I can’t believe I missed the “corporations lying for money” angle. I’m usually on top of it.

Honestly, I know this is a polarizing issue, but nuclear is clean and pretty much safe and you don’t need batteries for it. Lithium batteries of course being an ecological nightmare. Bring it on I say.

Where were going, we don’t need eyes to see

Sounds sick tbh what a story damn. Did you nail it later?

My ex wife told me she got a new boyfriend. So that was pretty shitty, but I also got a pair of pretty sweet nunchuks so I mean really a net positive

I call my wife Mrs Bizzle all the time, she hates it

I appreciate you 🙏 I must not have been using the right keywords because I couldn’t find anything

When Trump wins and plunges our country into an authoritarian hellscape, at least you’ll have the moral high ground.

“potent” is a gross word