How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

I’m really hoping that’s in Fahrenheit

One of my favourites to think about is “How are you?”. Taken literally that question makes no sense. “How are you?” “Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there…”

What’s Simon doing in a cat cafe?

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

But I’m French?