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Dear God.
What hath we wrought?
Dear God.
What hath we wrought?
Wish Version Iron Man:
"Really? Do you think its 2010 again?
This is the fuuuuuuttttuuurrreeee!!!"
snorts Ketamine and twirls out the door
We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
Thanks, I misspelled his first name, too.
Didn’t have my morning coffee and get fully woken up before that, lol
“The pursuit of technology exists to make human life easier and more pleasurable, but once such forces intrude upon the most intimate parts of our lives, we then forfeit our very soul.”- Kevin Conway aka The Control Voice
The Outer Limits was fucking awesome!
Things like this that make me wish we still had the pillory punishment.
Look at his smug little smile. He knows they are not going to do shit. The smile would fade quickly if he faced 6 hours locked up being pelted with rotting vegetables and fruit in 90° heat.
Wild. Yeah, he was probably squirming more that normal, or the teacher heard the AI voice.
What are the albums?
Do you?
I think ShittyBeattlesFCPres is onto something. Let’s find that out.
Fucking-A, Dave. At least Kurt never sold out.
State Senator adjusts bifocals
“What the hell is a poop knife?”
Incoming DMs from totally real babes asking thirsty incels for credit card numbers.
But remembering stuff is hard! Gall-dang!
That’s what I’m getting at. The site itself was pure poison, but the logo, the term “tweet” was literally genius.
Imagine being such a chode you throw away a great brand name that people have known worldwide for 18 years.
Elmo is a fucking moron.
I, too, salute our soon to be digital overlords.
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without telling me you don’t know how to cook.
Because he’s an idiot?
Boeing:
Guys!! Good news! You’re not stranded! We just can’t get you back for a couple of mo…er…weeks! Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Astronauts:
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