Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

If antitrust laws aren’t enforced, is it really illegal?

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

Pretty much.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.

True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

When I die I want it to be quick, but with a good ten seconds warning. That way I have a chance to enjoy not having any responsibilities or deadlines at least for a bit.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

I think a lot of our social problems could be solved if we were repeatedly told to be kind - rewind

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

Yeah, people should only click that link if they’re sure they’re already on a list

The CIA’s Simple Sabotage manual is one of my favorites

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.

It’s the pattern in American politics that has existed since I was born: Republicans fuck the economy, Democrats do their best to fix it, people blame the Democrats for the bad economy and elect Republicans who fuck it up even more.