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But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.

Is good luck put spaghetti down sink sometimes. High quality no cheap stuff

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

Oh man, how nice is it to hip-slam the hell outta that drawer, knowing your forks and spoons will be lovingly cradled

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn’t be back until the next morning

That old rich sociopath? What about him?