To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

Oh wow. Turned this attempt at a shower thought into a TIL.

Thank you for the knowledge!

No I had, but just always took the saying literally.

“Many moons ago, I had a car.” Could’ve been last week.

“Many moons ago, I was in diapers.” Was definitely not last week.

Definitely the main reason I wanted a house: no restrictions on mounting things to walls.

Seriously underutilized space.

Really? Always took it literally, like… that many moons have come and gone.