Is a timber frame house from back then the same as one built post 1950 though? Some Q’s:

• Have materials/practices decreased in quality?
• Has there been a shift from a sense of pride in craft and duty to build well towards cutting corners and saving $?
• Has the density and properties of wood changed as we use smaller trees grown more quickly in monocultures compared to old-growth harvested lumber of pre 1900s?

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Onions back!

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

He do not feel ashamed!

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Italians making Westerns in the 60s: “Alla come viene, viene.”

Housing problem solved?

agents

never has success using my phone in the shower

Me, reading Lemmy replies to my comments and realising that this isn’t what the engineers intended when they gave an IP rating to my phone: