Yeah we don’t need more assholes here. They can stay on the other site.

I was just being a pedant about your definition of LAN. :)

For a non-pedantic definition, yours is fine.

A LAN could be zero machines. Point is IP addresses are not routable on the public internet.

Does he still even have fanboys? Like maybe a dozen or so?

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

All your homies hate comments.

Back in those innocent times when they were just murdering journalists and cremating them in barrels.

Have it kill slack and zoom when their buggy ass resource leaking shit grinds your system to a halt.