Cosmo

As it turns out, actually, WE are the ones who are stranded.

Can confirm. I am from the year 2124, and I do not understand the meaning of this message.

This is peak humor idk why anyone’s downvoting this 😂

I bought Microsoft Office Home & Student 2021 … a one-time non-subscription purchase. Today I found this:

I was able to figure out how to “re-activate” without signing up to 365. But damn sure seems like a dark pattern to me

Joke’s on you. I get daily ads WITHOUT getting message or match notifications. I have successfully decoupled.

"Of course, fixing these kinds of issues won’t push your product deadlines back at all. But we’ll be thankful to you! "

I mean what they have to do is obvious, right? Only one of these two options can help increase ad revenue.

Ur face is perfect

The thing I hate is that all these airline screens usually default to “on”, and people tend to leave defaults. I’m a tall person, and can usually see a large number of the screens in front of me. So if I’m on a night flight, even if I don’t intend to sleep, the only way to not be blinded by dozens of ads for a few hours is to bring a sleep mask.

🎶Shakin my head my head my head🎶

Damn i wish i knew how to speak lorem ipsum

fwiw when I’m just standing around, it’s not uncommon for people to ask me if I’m lost lol. So I might be afflicted.

? I mean falling/tripping onto the ground of the train when it stops, not falling onto the rails. If I was used to seeing tourists fall onto the rails… that’d be… concerning 👀 . The only place I’ve ever seen non-workers on the actual rails is NYC, because NYC.

You say this, but I see unexpected tourists fall from stopping all the time in metro systems all around the world 😂

tfw your space shuttle is designed to burn up in the atmosphere

Yeah, but is their compute called a Gigafactory? I didn’t think so.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit. Now do that one where you give my info away to a random hacker again.

He who controls the data controls the universe

The thing that annoys me with this kind of thing is that there’s so much tech like this that COULD be really useful if we had absolutely any trust in Microsoft and big tech at all.

Like… data, data collection, ai, and big data could be so useful for general users, but instead of creating useful ui and features for users, they only suck up all our data to build nice charts for advertisers and feed all our data to ai that can help them train their advertising models to try and extract more money from us.

huh, interesting… I don’t remember it being released that far in advance. Makes sense in that case.