“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t use the internet

Arachnids win.

No censoring, their ideas are bad and they should feel bad.

Ouranos?

Futurama also did it with “Refreshing Crack!^TM”

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

The 2000 Corolla 4 cylinder manual is indestructible if you change the oil and don’t crash it.

They take the man’s entire life away because he revealed us terrible things our non-elected leaders are doing to us. Who was hurt by his actions?

Play whatever the fuck you want, you don’t need an article to tell you that.

Rent plus a middle finger?

Always have money for war and bloodshed

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Grr, why is there bacon in the soap?!

I MADE IT MYSELF!

I’d settle for DSL in my home town, 20 minutes away from a major city. Satellite is the only option available 😫 why isnt 100% of America connected at this point?

“Don’t hold it like that” -Steve Jobs, when the iphone4 dropped signal if you held it like a phone to your ear.

Shawshank Redemption

Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure