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Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
No! I am the leaker!
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Hey man, that’s damn hurtful
In my defense, I was really stoned at the time
Yea! #STOPBOTHATE
This is patrick
OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!
Thoughts and prayers!
I think as long as you’re careful you could avoid crashing the market until you are ready, and they would have to prove insider trading. I could spread my stock purchases through a bunch of shell corporations as well
Lottery numbers and a historical record of the stock market: first, win lottery then invest based on performance
Become a billionaire, then join the oligarchy and use my stock knowledge to bankrupt the rest of the oligarchy
And it’s still a top seller
And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!
And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps
As someone from Idaho: yea this pretty much tracks
I could see an mmo using it for small random side quest generation where any npc could give you a quest tailored to the character. That kind of stuff would go along way to make big open worlds more “living”
Late stage cosmos-capitalism is a bitch
But but, it makes fart sounds!! /s
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it