You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

They don’t work

It’s the same reason people pay hundreds of dollars for expensive tennis shoes. It’s street cred.

Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

Bruh, people still think 5G is gonna either give them cancer or turn them into zombies. They’ll think 6G will cause their head to explode ala Scanners or open a demonic portal to hell.

Oh no!..

Anyway…

Counter counterpoint: Jello salad is not a salad, but a crime against humanity.

German potato salad is served hot. A salad is literally just any ingredients mixed together.