Someone says that at work at least once a week.

The dude abides.

Could you please let it go, at least for a little while? We’re going through enough stress at the moment without playing Captain Midnight’s Decoder Ring on all your comments.

You can go back to being a special little butterfly… well, not when things go back to normal - that may never happen - but, how about giving the rest of Lemmy a break for a week or so?

Pretty please?

I was seriously considering joining the French Foreign Legion, until I learned I was too old for them. Ugh.

Right?

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God damn, it’s been a while since I’ve crossed paths with an honest-to-god rube! Keep on keepin’ on, you flickering bulb.

…has nothing to do with the OP’s question.

I’m with you. Everyone in this thread arguing for shoehorns comes off like an actual kook. Buy shoes that fit your feet, and loosen the laces if you’re struggling. Anything else is stubborn insanity.

Have you ever tried loosening the laces?

I’m in this picture and it’s making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I’m gonna log off and go to bed.

Why would you delete that true statement?

It would seem I have another sworn enemy to ignore forever.

I wish Trump and Putin could somehow be used to bash each other to death, simultaneously. So, I guess I’m as bad as you.

Shot by a Trump supporter?!? At a concert in Australia?!? I think that’s a bit of a stretch, mate.

I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.

Bruh. You’re giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!

Depends… are we playing Minecraft or Valheim?

Gotta be honest here, that sounds like some Ancient Aliens shit… is it a fact or a “fact” you’re sharing? Have any links to reputable sources of information?

Fucking legend. Thanks for the direct link and for (unintentionally) reminding me that it was time to change my PayPal password!