Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

What are they hiding from us?!

• Keeps demons away

Hard at work in the chocolate milk mines

It hatched.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

I just experienced my first period as a 38 year old male. I know almost nothing about them, so this is gonna be a wild ride for anyone who reads my stats.

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

The honkening

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

The 5th column is real