Edit: eg. the Apple ads

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    Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?

    Have you considered being a politician?

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    Plot twist, you become the epitome of “has this ever happened to YOU???” while showing people failing to do every day tasks like opening a jar, or chopping an onion. Somehow sets the house on fire instead.

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      My family did the giant ridiculous breakfast once a month or so and it was incredible. We’d all help cook, and we’d expand the dining room table, and then just eat until we passed out in a food coma. Bacon, sausage, endless pancakes and waffles, biscuits and gravy, giant vat of scrambled eggs, toast and butter and jam mmmm

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      Speak for yourself, I just had two omelettes, three bowls of cereal, a pack of bacon, a dozen pancakes and two gallons of orange juice for breakfast.

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    Ah yes, but don’t forget to take Capsulin Forte with 450 mg of capsaicin for strong teeth and shiny hair. Now in big package with double the pills and triple the relief.

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    And that’s what people from 2100 will think our lifes are lile, which is bullshit. Thank god we are destroying the world so we won’t get to 2100