self-explanatory!!
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
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Empathy
but not for yourself
Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
I can fly wherever I want super fast so I can travel the world.
You still need to go through TSA before flying
You can fly super fast but are unable to decelerate except by crashing into things.
Omnipotence
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The ability to speak, read, and understand every known language.
Via any of those methods, you can only communicate at one word per minute.
You…
Are…
EVIL.
I can reverse any moderator actions.
You’re an admin on reddit
Who modded a banned subreddit back in the days…
i am joining this myself. telekinesis
Terrible migraines whenever you use it
ability to instantly know exact composition of a substance just by looking at it
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Or spelled out by Robert Loggia
The ability to read, write, and speak every language
You become deaf and blind
It would be less efficient, but people who are deaf-blind can access the Internet and communicate using a refreshable Braille display. In-person they can communicate using an interpreter using a special sign language.
The ability to read another person’s thoughts by looking at them.
Granted, but your thoughts are transmitted to the person looking at you.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Teleportation by thinking of a place
You don’t teleport to the place you’re thinking of.