Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you
Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”
Yes, Netscape really shot themselves in the foot with their premium browser and then shit in the wound with Communicator. All that Microsoft contributed was forcing people not to work with the septic poo-footed browser, but getting caught up in that kind of detail would have made people stop reading my comment. Gotta farm every sweet little upvote I can get so that my family will finally be proud of me when they print my karma in my obituary.
Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…
Should’ve invested in some teeth…
I miss Macbarf…
This’ll end up just like the Microsoft/Netscape Navigator antitrust suit where Microsoft got broken up and sued out of existence for trying to suffocate Netscape Navigator by denying it access to the Windows Operating System. Netscape, originally the underdog, super-won and turned into Mozilla which is now a multi-trillion dollar company that provides a shining beacon of consumer rights done right.
Oh wait, I just remembered: Netscape died and barely anything changed—only the public ever really loses. Billionaires paying thousands of dollars in fines to fight for their turn to shit on their customers.
The ye el las thems
Maybe the beer part is adding context that I’m missing, but MacOS is not free, as proven time and time again by them suing companies who tried using copies of install disks with license workarounds to create various Hackintoshes or iMacs modified into a tablet.
Marty! It’s your children! The little bastards won’t stop playing Ska-booby toilets!
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller