Stop it!

Okay, now do it some more…

They can hold it just fine, but their aim and dexterity is shit. Fuckin’ no-opposable-thumb-having muppets.

Do it. I fucking dare you. It’ll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.

I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s

I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.

$7K a year ago

What’s that in freedom units?

or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you

I knew something was different!

“What was Windows even doing for us?”

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*

What happens if you navigate to {server’s IP address}:32400?

MAYA haa

Put the “minor” back in “coal miners”

Pluck it out!

Who’s like us? Damn few! 🫶🏻

Is that a good thing? Should there really be more of us?

Yup! Mine and every voting age member of my family in San Antonio! Thanks for checking

Is it a jar of jam or jelly?

Oh. Well, if we’re gonna use facts in this argument…

Bring back the Nova and sell a bundle of some steel wool, rubber bands, and used 9v batteries. Package it all in a cookies tin.

Sell it as a direct competitor to the CyberTruck with all the same features and promises including towing a 911 faster than a 911.