Some bloke put that sign up and went. “I don’t see anything wrong with this!”

My wallet has already burned through enough. The last thing I needed was a Steam Summer Sale to start.

I’m in Australia and have never boiled tap water before. Sometimes during major storms or flooding you get a boil water alert but these are usually advisory and monitoring shows that in most cases the water is still within legal limits. Of course though you should still boil the water if an alert does go out.

I was exited for it and then I saw Ubisoft. sigh…

So now I can summarise the game for you

• Please climb this tower to expand the map
• Here are fifty three billion icons on the map
• Please fetch me all the antique butt plugs across the map
• Please find the 1084 shrines and light a single candle in each of them and I will reward with you new pants

It looks good in the marketing (it always does) but we should all remember that it’s Bethesda making this. Then again, I can’t even name a developer that I would say “hell yeah, this is gonna be awesome!” at this point. The very sad state of the industry.