You’re wrong about everything
Viruses spread themselves, this is more of an infection
How much extra storage and bandwidth would it use? It’s just text. It’s clear that you don’t like the idea, but I don’t find your reasons convincing.
Changing the color of your desktop is racist, delete the sublemmy now
In fact Chris Sawyer did use C for the purposes of linking the OS libraries necessary for windowing, rendering, sound etc.