Would be pretty bad if that was actually enforced, TBF. Way too subjective.
Also, cooking as a job fucking sucks. Long hours, low pay, high pressure to get things done fast, and people generally seem to treat each other like shit. Why would you do that to yourself if you had different options?
haha no
It’s just the French being weird, there’s even some non-France French dialects that count normally.
The Spanish might talk too fast to understand anyway, though.
IIRC there’s some French dialects (Walloon/Belgium French IIRC) that count normally.
Anal dildo mount. You need something weighty for that.
If you’re still laughing, try not taking any caffeine for a full day. I recently tried to stop the habit (digestive issues) and it’s really damn hard.