I’m pretty sure that was a metaphor for DDG giving them not what they are looking for. They probably didn’t meant it literary

Systemd is not really an one giant monolith, it’s a set of smaller tools

They do, but being slower than Orion to even get to the orbit is not a great look

On the other hand, Starship is not fast enough, if I recall correctly, SpaceX claimed to Nasa that they’d be landing on the moon by now

There are monitor arms that can be attached to a desk/table, maybe they can be adapted, or maybe there is a mount that can be mounted like this