I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

Ah OK, good point. I tend to forget that ‘good enough’ is not what other people might want in their measurements precision

?? It’s correct, what’s the issue here?

This is Dr. Manhattan’s canonical side of the bed. See Watchmen #7 ’ A Brother to Dragons’ page 38

(This is not true)

I’ll tell that to my wife/niece who is the granddaughter of my uncle/father-in-law

Aw you’re too good. Can’t you even let your guard down a little? I need this.

Nothing compared to BOFA, which is arguably even worse and a lot more stupid

“C++, Python, Java” truly is the Lorem Ipsum of coding languages

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

yes, and someone certainly needs a life :S

Not me! Please go on.

What the hell

The planet:

The scientists: wow. Let’s live there.

Heathcliff has the temperament of a Zen monk. He’s what we should aspire to become. His world has devolved into absolute chaos: giant slugs, cat parades, talking fish, war-oriented fashion extremism (helmets with political pamphlets). Yet Heathcliff remains calm. His presence doesn’t leave a print on the reality. He is purely in the present, void of emotions. He is a contingency to the world and he knows it. He’s a model for us imperfect beings.

Conversely, I should maybe try to use the /s thingy and stop thinking people can read my mind. Will I learn this lesson today? Hmmm

Sorry if this was not clear, but it was only a joke. I assure you, I only subscribe to first-quality ideologies.

M’computer

If you use Firefox, you are a communist; and if you are a communist why would you need the glorious tools of corporate communication? Just make do with rotten turnips as Lenin intended

How nice of them. I hope I can pay for this feature!

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick