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This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.
This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.
Couldn’t find the human in the photo right away so I thought this was a self-own about being single.
Seize the means of mitosis!
Secret panel is arteries and kidneys hoarding little bits of it.
That’s how shit looks after it burns. You ever seen a campfire? And cloud cover or smoke filters daylight which actually reveals a lot of natural color. Think about what your town looks like on an overcast day vs a clear one.
Wow. I was so annoyed by the prospect of a 20min video but it was chock full of incredible moments of stupidity. Good entry.
I’m always bummed when a super-hyped game doesn’t perform well. I’m not into this genre so I don’t really know if I’ll ever play it to find out for myself why.
“Fucker’s settin’ up franchises”
I say “Elon Musk’s Twitter” like would I say “Joel Schumacher’s Batman” — to identify it as the worst version of the thing.
Read anything about Lyme disease and you’ll never feel safe again.
My guess is they’ll create a fancy MagSafe-type battery or something else really slick that technically adheres to the rules but is expensive af to replace.
Yeah I generally avoid that word, but this is nearly textbook.