So people often comment on my extremely straight teeth, but it’s actually because I didn’t see the dentist for many years, it turns out that I grind my teeth, and so now my canines are flat. My dentist said I have teeth like someone in their sixties, and now I wear a mouth guard when I sleep to prevent further degradation.

I thought for sure they’d say that it’s time to retire

This reminds me of the time when I accidentally walked to the Kawasaki Daishi Prayer Hall for Safe Driving, and attended a ceremony for… blessing your… car… I stood by an empty parking space.

Fwiw, this was also on HN yesterday. Never tried it myself, though:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39941232