Because.

The problem is that the “thing” is either:

• never have I ever done this <thing> or
• <never have I ever done this thing>

That’s what OP is saying. The wording could be clearer.

Essentially, if you can relate to what the comment says, then downvote.

Never have I ever heard “I’m proud of you” from my Dad :'(

It’s my fourth time today, it’s gonna be a bit…

I think that makes you amnesic

Gnostic / Agnostic is simply a claim about knowledge.

I’m agnostic as to whether my bread is stale. (I don’t know if my bread is stale).

I’m gnostic about the planets shape (I know it’s a dodecahedron).

Theist / Atheist is a claim about belief.

Every person fits into one of the following:

• A Gnostic Theist claims to know God exists (therefore implicitly believing)

• A Gnostic Atheist claims to know God doesn’t exist.

• An Agnostic Theist believes in God but doesn’t have sufficient evidence to make definitive claims.

• An Agnostic Atheist doesn’t have sufficient evidence to make claims about God, and therefore doesn’t believe.

In terms of rationale, both Gnostic groups make definitive claims without sufficient evidence and should not be trusted.

The Gnostic Theists believe in something without evidence, this is a fallacy, but it’s something we all do every day. For example, I don’t know if it will rain, but I believe it might, so I bring an umbrella.

An Agnostic Atheist is the most rational. If you don’t have sufficient evidence to make a definitive claim, then why would you believe it?

Fuck off Konami

Had this explained once, I might miss a detail, but it’s like this:

The only way not to drain your battery is to program in selective key words.

“But then its always listening” yes, but also, no.

Imagine someone speaking into a microphone, and seeing their voice bounce around on a oscilloscope.

This compresses the audio a LOT, and makes it very difficult to discern the differences between words.

But if you were trained to notice the pattern for a specific word, like “Siri”, then you could ignore all the other shapes, conserving your battery.

Hey, what the fuck.

This was my profile picture before you posted it.

Look, at some point, you gotta stop prefacing everything you say with a disclaimer which appeals to .01% of the population.

If you’re a biological female attracted to men and feminine breasts, the common shorthand is “bisexual”.

Sorry, not sorry

I don’t care about her boobs, I’m just in desperate need for a wind-type carry.

Tingyun better show up this patch.

Also what’s going on with Luocha?

Would like an easy way to remember.

• mnt = mount
• opt = optional ?
• etc = etcetera ?
• proc = process ?
• srv = server ?
• var = variable ?

“Conservatives”:

Oh no, you’re going to make me be that guy lol.

Ricing comes from “rice cooker”, meaning a Japanese car. The term is so far removed from any racial implications now, that some people say RICE means “Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements”, though it’s just an excuse where one need not exist.

I regularly see people brigade for others to stop saying it, even though the word now exists on its own. People treat it like it’s comparable to something like the Washington “Redskins”, it isn’t.

“Ricing”

Uh oh, you said the forbidden word. Won’t be long until everyone in this thread is “informed”.

What you’re referring to as GNUI, is in fact GNUI/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUI plus Linux.

Did you just say GUI?

More like ewwwie.

Me, a sick fuck, who likes a quick fuck:

/etc/moron-syntax/I\ write\ like\ a\ gay\ fish\ \(\Kanye\)\