You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

8,093,000,000

So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?

I’m playing a game called “eat and drink my childhood trauma.”

This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.

That lion looks like it was drawn by someone who only ever heard about what lions look like.