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Cake day: July 29th, 2023

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  • my youngest brother had a lazy stick. It was a broom handle and a ruler taped together with a couple of chop sticks mixed in to help hold the two together. To avoid getting out of bed, he fashioned this up to turn off the lights in his room. Inspired by Homers broom in the episode of the Simpsons where he gains a ton of weight to go on disability.

    This stick did the trick and even could turn the tv on and off.

    Twenty years later, my brother is currently on a diet and losing a lot of weight. All the weight is post stick and much later in life, but we have a laugh about it every now and again.




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    9 months ago

    I’d outlaw drive through.

    No longer will that fucking line up for coffee reach down the road and over the horizon in the morning. The sitting there for twenty minutes, idling your car as you watch the person in front of you park in the middle of the intersection like an asshole. No.

    Go, park, use the magic of being a biped.

    Now there’s no excuse. You either drink the coffee at work, or face that Starbucks barista you know secretly hates you. Biped your way in the door, get your morning fix with confidence because fuck mark, no barista is going to ruin your day.

    Not while I’m there banning drive throughs to ruin it for you.

    Edit: Barista. I don’t even know what a batista is but could potentially be a bad ass.




  • I think you are onto something there. There is a ton to unpack in the story of two and could be expanded so well.

    I’d like to see the series re done, to be honest. I mean, in just the first release there are four unique planets. Looking later into the series, and it developing multi generational story lines, I feel it would be an amazing ongoing project with massive games already available.

    The online Phantasy Star Genesis is pretty good, I’ll give it that. But the real want, it’s in the 1-4 stories.



  • Someone told lil’ whiney here something he didn’t like. Lemmy has been great in my eyes. Since getting here in the exodus of reddit 3:16 “And whoa, fuck uspez, this place sucks” it has been pretty great. Kinda like 12 years ago reddit.

    But this is social media. There will be trolls. There will be people smarter than you. And likely dude got buthurt and went back to the communities where his thoughts are welcome at large, even if they are wrong or misleading or whatever. Safe space so-to-speak.

    If he thinks this is toxic, holy shit is IRL ever gonna eat him alive. Even the redditards who simp it up for maga and r/conservative won’t save him then.




  • Twice. I am not a healthy human so I try and play on the cleaner side of life because getting sick is kinda easy and sucks a little extra like that.

    Environmental guilt keeps them at seven minutes each average (yeah, I timed them. I don’t even remember why, but that guilt seems viable enough)

    Occasionally when the youtube hits just right the night time shower can be 15 minutes. Or it is complex grooming day and not just a shave or something.