I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.
I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.
“Would you kindly vote against your interests?”
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
Dot Matrix Printer: IT IS ALL PART OF MY CHARM
Now I’m wondering if I could combine the dot matrix printer sound with the sound a 9600 baud Hayes modem makes when someone in the house picks up a phone
NICE
but still: etc/gdm3/custom.conf WaylandEnable=false
I’ll be replacing them once the next round of Apple TVs come out.
The Nvidia Shield Pro is quite capable. Sideload a different launcher and install Aerial Views and you’re good to go!
My mom is running Fedora 38 on a T14 Gen 2. It’s much more reliable than her old macbook, but we did have some issues with the sound driver, and the fingerprint reader is like Sex Panther cologne - 60% of the time, it works every time.
make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.
DOT MATRIX PRINTER NOISES INTENSIFY
1080p did nothing wrong
Article photo taken 20 minutes after the following prompt:
“ChatGPT, please tell me how amazing my moustache is. Take as long as you need.”
Archaeologist in 1005 years: "We have translated the folder names on this glass storage device! The writings within refer to a important man named “Brazzers”, and there is another folder full of his correspondence to his “step sister” and someone named “Milf”.
Or a whale.
Oh look, the ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
You can make a very nice (and strong) Dalgona with Cafe Bustelo instant coffee
This was before Walmart bought them
Walmart didn’t buy Kobo, although they did/do own a small share of Rakuten, Kobo’s parent company.
In 2018, in an attempt to keep up with Amazon, Walmart partnered with Kobo to sell ebooks and Kobo devices in Walmart stores and online, and I believe that devices purchased from Walmart had the Walmart logo when they booted up, and I think the Kobo site in the US also had Walmart branding, but Kobo was then and is now a Canadian company fully owned by a Japanese company.
You’re more likely to solve the problem by yelling into a pillow
You mean the Casper Original Pillow I’m buying with Klarna for 4 easy payments of $39.95 at 29.99% interest?
I hear they’re partnering with Amazon on a new version that has a tiny Alexa speaker in it that will whisper ads in your ear while you’re sleeping unless you pay them $15 to turn it off. It’s called the Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers.
Yelling: ALEXA! HOW CAN I GET CONSUMER PROTECTION IN THE UNITED STATES?
Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. By the way, did you know that Amazon Pharmacy is now selling antidepressants at a discounted price? To order, just say “Add Xanax to my next drone delivery”. To receive the discount, say “I waive my right to sue Amazon via the justice system and agree to private corporate arbitration until the end of time!”
Sounds like it’s from The Hunt for Red October
PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
My Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART
I’m thinking $4.99 for the DunceCap* premium filter
one-time use only, usage of filter gives consent in perpetuity, with no restrictions, for Meta to scan your entire disgusting naked body for usage in Meta’s upcoming “MoleCheck” biometric security login feature*
**Usage of MoleCheck grants Meta perpetual license with no restrictions to train its “Dr. ZuckCancer” AI (not a real doctor) on your disgusting naked body and to withhold any cancer diagnosis Dr. ZuckCancer (not a real doctor) might find if you have not paid your monthly subscription to “MetaMedical”, a real bargain at only $350/week! Remember, choose MetaMedical, because “You Might as Well, We Already Have Your Medical Records Anyway!”
I’ve moved to Garmin now, but I have an ocean’s worth of salt over Pebble as well.