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Lewis fucking Black as Secretary of Defense!
Lewis fucking Black as Secretary of Defense!
Stewart/Colbert ticket would absolutely rock his orange ass off.
You’re not wrong
Shout out to our Vietnamese & other Asian friends who get the shit thrown at them in SoCal by racist cunts.
In the US (SoCal) the dryer climates I needed a daily lotion and boy did Lubriderm dona good job with A) daily use B)unscented C)non greasy D)SPF 15 E)affordable.
Here, in EU the shit is 3x the price with zero SPF… lotion here is crazy expensive ot absolute garbage
Hail Satin!
The most evil fabric.
Minnesota Red Menace
the Dline (AM Football) would be nicknamed “The Iron Curtain”
great advice!
Yeah also this, cheese & carbs add up quickly!
The mat (along with) good shoes and insoles cushion impact on your legs/back. It also creates a non slip area that is important if you’re working with oil (hot or cold).
If you have several mats running along a line it’s customary to take plastic wrap and tie the ends so they all are one piece and don’t scootch away from each other during the shift.
#protip
Any kitchen work demands muscles you never even knew existed.
Your legs will hate you, but get some good, proper shoes with insoles.
Your back will hate you, try and find a place that has kitchen mats, instead of bare floor.
Your arms will hate you, and they will just have to get used to it…
The thing is, you’ll work steadily and THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYONE HAS AN ORDER NOOOOOOWWWWW and you run yer nuts off, and finish & go home, genrally buzzing from the adrenaline, which is why so many cooks, chefs and staff drink excessively…to shut down the noise…so be wary of that
Your body will adapt, go have fun.
neat!
This was a great little game!
It just took all that time to send the signal to turn off and turn back on again. The junior IT guy who suggested it was promoted.
Because I cannot believe that non existence is the default, and that what we are doing now is but a blip…so I’m going to see where this blip takes me.
Way back as a line cook I was on saute and it was the season for soft shell crab. I had a full rail of tickets, and 2-14in. saute pans with oil heating up on full blast while I knelt down to grab the crabs from my prep cooler across from the range.
The 'roided up chef stepped over me to get to middle to expedite the rush, and grabbed one of the pans with now very hot oil in them…realizing that they had oil he stopped his motion but Newtons law kept the oil flowing, down onto my bare forearm, hand and how I was positioned my ankle.
The grill guy immediately took a pan of water and splashed my arm with it, rolled down my sleeve and soaked it…and as a bonus being a dumbass I finished the shift before driving myself to the ER. Some good blisters but fortunately no scarring, very little pain because it was kept covered.
Bonus bits: The hotel/golf resort just implemented a drug policy, and if you were injured or did 200 USD of damage you needed to take a drug test, which I did. Policy also stated that you wait 3 days not working for the results. This was the start of a very busy weekend with a car show on the golf course, etc, and every warm body was needed, I went in to work the next day and if they wanted to send someone else for a drug test because they caused the accident, I suggested the ill tempered redheaded café chef…my results were discarded later.
Bonus bonus, right after the policy was put in place, a manager dropped a chandelier & walked away from his job after 5 years working there instead of taking the drug test.
“The best 2 says in a boat owners life is when they buy it, and when they sell it”.
Start with renting & work to get your captains license.
Growing up on a very large lake I have plenty of horror stories about people who don’t take boat safety seriously, drunk driving etc. It is easy to pick up but the possibility of you fucking up your life (and others) increases.
For cheap and easy sailing, try Hobie Cats, small catamarans that are a blast to sail, very easy to learn and navigate with.
Not the job I have, but the carrer: cooking
I don’t think he’s angry enough. Cowboy Regan scared the shit out of everyone…Black would Make Everyone But America Shit Again (black trucker cap with MEBASA)