SoyViking [he/him]

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Cake day: November 4th, 2020

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  • I’m Danish and I drive a manual transmission car every day. Most cars here are manual transmission and you legally can’t take driving lessons in an automatic transmission car here so everybody who knows how to drive knows how to drive manual.

    I don’t get why so many Americans try to make it seem like some amazing feat of traditional blue-collar masculine excellence to able to do it. It’s not that hard, anybody can learn it in an afternoon.




  • Møgsvin (filth-pig), used as an insult similar to “asshole” or for someone who is literally filthy or messy.

    Ikke den hurtigste knallert på havnen (not the fastest moped on the docks), used to describe someone who is stupid.

    Pis mig i øret (piss in my ear), similar meaning as “fuck off”.

    Svagpisser (weak-pisser), for someone who is squeamish.

    Pikhud på fingrene (cock-skin on your fingers), for someone who is squeamish about manual labour or about touching hot objects.

    Skidespræller (shitkicker), someone who is annoying and unserious.

    Bonderøv (peasant-ass), someone who comes off as rural or in a more broader sense someone who is uncool or uncultured.

    Klaphat (clap hat), synonyms with idiot. Refers to a type of hat worn by football fans in the 1980’s featuring a pair of stuffed hands that will clap together when the weather pulls a string.



  • There’s this corner store in my town where you can also pick up packages. Everything about it seems half-assed, their opening hours are short and in the middle of the day and the store has some displays with overpriced expired candy although they couldn’t be arsed to fill all the shelves with something. It’s hard to know if they’re open or not because they can’t be bothered to put up signs on the sidewalk or something.

    Based on the smell, the energy level of the staff and the wide variety of joint paper on sale in almost 100% sure the place is a front for weed.