M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

Underrated game.

Quicksand.

Not required to what by that art?

Well, there’s politics… and there’s politics.

It depends…

Do you think Jimmy Carter has seen the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

I could take her…

And my turds!

A national fork? In Russia?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

What if proteins were jerks? Prions.

Remolition.

Mmm… Serpent Road…

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.