Do you prefer this:

https://www.google.com/search?q=thats+just+like+your+opinion+man

You’ll owe your soul to the company store

Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Yeah its about time someone put down bethesda

Oh you mean fallout 4?

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Hey hey my company is doing exactly this right now

“Get EVERYTHING OFF PREM. SEND ALL OF IT TO GCP NOW”

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

Or just start as the mormon class

Still mad about this one

Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse

Some dude named Autumn’s dick

Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?

Id like to add dog poo in the form of mud and dirt tracked in from the backyard by said dog during the 6 months it rains nonstop where im at

I had an asus rog laptop where after years of daily use the power port had gotten detached from the motherboard at least for one of the connections

Disassembled it and soldered it back in place and got a few more years out of it

So exactly how the world worked before the internet except instead of getting your misinformation from aunt Becky you get disinformation from xXxFrenchmansCumsockxXx a12 year old in a foreign country… or a bot

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