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But dude you don’t understand, he reverse uno’d you. The end.
But dude you don’t understand, he reverse uno’d you. The end.
DARN THOSE EVIL REGULATIONS!
Has this ever leaked out in writing or do they have 100% success rate of keeping this a secret?
What do the consultants do while someone else does the work?
If they do a bad enough job they’ll create a niche for a competitor to fill.
tl;dr: deprogram millions of years of biological imperative
Narrator: “But no, they could not elaborate.”
Apple - protects users from increased tracking, makes companies ask
Users - consent to increased tracking
Apple -
That’s not a bug, it’s a feature. ™️
Jesus Christ google, how much money are you spending to foil 0.000034% of your user base
The ones mentioned in the headline?
I hope you mean “as well as the news”
It’s especially prescient if we ignore all the tech bros that told us it would.
Same for fucking iOS
Lololol if that were the question, there would only be one unit. Fortunately, the question is actually “how many times can you divide a unit by ten”
Thanks for playing.
How many duck-sized horses equal one standard horse?
Holy shit who doesn’t ground their fancy new lightning rod 😅
This is it. The end. Thanks for coming to their Ted Talk.