They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

I know a guy who can do it cheaper. Seriously though, there has to be a better way to do this. What about that laser based accelerator. LWFA? That seemed pretty neat.

High five, same. Except phone.

Plop the ham thusly, please

Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.