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To be fair, I’ve been on there calling the fascists and Trump apologists out. The pennies they get from ads pale in comparison to the fact I bought a Tesla years ago womp womp 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🫤

I just put on full self driving while I mess with the touchscreen. I’ve only hit 4 toddlers max in the last couple weeks.

Reminds me of some guy with a OneWheel that was saying he’d never charged his board in like a thousand miles as his daily commuter.

He lives near the top of a mountain lift, so he takes it home and just runs on pure regen lol.

Yeah, but yall are actually cool and bust out the guillotines every once in a while.

Seized or not, they can not force you to unlock your phone via pin without a warrant. They can only force you to use biometrics.

You can enable lockdown mode. It forces the next unlock to ignore biometrics and require a pin, which police cannot force you to divulge without a warrant. Once enabled, you get a “lockdown mode” option in the menu when you hold down your power button.

Which do you choose: genocide or WORSE genocide? You have to pick one. Not picking either gets you the latter by default. Make a choice.

I feel like the language chosen was very specific for good reason.

It’s Mozilla. No one is going to see this anyway.

Knowing Elon, you’d think he’d have just called it something stupid like BroPilot to get around that

Just went down the rabbit-hole of the acquisition of MySQL as I was bored. What a fascinating story.

Dude who originally made it in 1995, Michael Widenius, named it after his daughter My, hence MySQL. He sold it to Sun for $1 billion in 2008. He then turned around, forked the software, and produced MariaDB (I always wondered why it was named that) starting a new organization around it in 2009. It’s functionally nearly identical, often able to be used as a drop in replacement, assuming you aren’t using new features developed after the fork. Last month, he sold it again, the same fucking base software, to some private equity firm (yay…). What a guy.

Unfortunately, he’s run out of daughters to name software after and already used his son’s name for something else, so we might be at the end of open-source, community-driven DB solutions from Michael. To be fair, relying on any projects from him to be free and open indefinitely is apparently not a good idea anyway.

For saying hi of course c:

That was a previous satellite. This one appears to still be unknown if I’m not mistaken.

Makes me wonder if we have some Kessler Syndrome on our hands… 👀👀👀

Probably not. Anyway.

The web didn’t die after the dot com bubble burst. The AI bubble will burst, but a smaller niche of companies will continue to exist.

I wanted to ironically say something mean to you, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it :(

Wow. Those words are so wild that my mind just defaulted to thinking the image was AI generated.

I sure can’t wait to get my hands on a speciaaltje kassouffle.

I think it’s cute you think that’ll take 200 years 😝

¥380 for yaki onigiri. That better not just be for one

I don’t think unlocking or starting your car from an app was ever standard

I 100% agree with you. I’m also allowed to call them out on their bullshit haha