In Asia, it’s a nightmare.

The PokeStops and events are plentiful and raids are easy to win and great.

But gyms, man. They don’t change because of the smurf accounts. I stopped being able to get free coins because people would walk around my city with corkboards with 6-8 phones, and any time I knocked out a Pokémon at a gym, a new one was immediately in its place.

No more free coins, so I quit entirely.

You ever watch Requiem For A Dream?

John Riccitiello

Oh hey, look.

The former CEO of EA made a greedy, short-sighted decision to fuck over his entire customer base.

I am shocked, friends.

SHOCKED.

I’m your huckleberry.

“Bethesda, FFS can you finish a functional, polished game for once? Bugs and performance issues are not cute anymore!”

Bethesda: “No Uwu”

He’s cooling lava with an iron bucket of water.

Minecraft confirmed real.

Fart.

And everyone knows that the FBI was never involved in the extrajudicial killing of an innocent dissident besides that one time.