I’m here for a good time, not a long time

Ok, that’s gold. Thank you

But they aren’t repairable now because you keep setting your fucking wrenches on top of them

Thanks for the write up!

Wait, this game finally has linux support? I’ve been waiting so long.

All my homies hate children. - unity devs

We have more in common than everyone wants to believe.

But of course that doesn’t make headlines.

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

Stop thinking logically!

This is why we all need to shop local. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been to Walmart

More proof that it’s OK to take that extra slice of bread at dinner, my dudes

First time trying RSS, giving it a shot. Thanks!

They’re talking windows in general

This goes for both chrome and bing: If a service is free, you are the product.

Name checks out, this is the way

Our sedvior!

Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

Make fridge doors not close automatically.

Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

Year month day, take it or leave it

What sort of effects would that have? I imagine stuff like surface tension wouldn’t exist anymore.

Oh also microwaves wouldn’t work.

Hey, no more taxes, I’m in.

Crohns and colitis say hi

Not gonna lie, I was expecting far worse by now