This is Da wae

That’s giving to much credit to Facebook tho. Not everyone is just going to jump ship and join the Facebook fediverse.

Naw I just had to set up an extension cord

Yep now I just get to die alone.

60% of my thoughts on acid 🤣

Don’t listen to all the haters, man. ADHD is a bitch for remembering to do anything and I think it’s adorable you want to make sure your wife gets care and affirmation throughout the day from you. Whether you type the message yourself or set up an automation to send them, it doesn’t change the fact that you love her and you want her to know that. I think that’s beautiful.

You can find nice seat replacements for toilets on Amazon that are only $300 that do all the features you just mentioned. Especially the important ones like, warm water (without hot water hose needed) Heated seats, and hot air drying as well.

I 100% agree. This sounds hilarious!