Awesome, thanks.

I’m honestly surprised that this solution to my problem never even occurred to me. I guess I’m gonna go look for a decent mechanical scale now. Any recommendations?

I like using my scale, but it’s a cheap PoS and shuts off after 10 seconds of inactivity. I really need to upgrade to a better one.

Damn, Interdimensional cumshot sounds like an obscure metal band.

If I found or was given about 10k, my life would take a pretty nice turn towards being able to stop relying on my parents when a crisis happens.

My wife’s car has a blown headgasket, and we were quoted by 2 mechanics that it’d be about 5k to fix since the engine overheated for a long period of time (sensors didn’t tell us it was overheating) and needs to be replaced. This is dumb since I still owe about 5k on the car it’s self so I’d probably just pay the car off to get out from under it and use the other 5k to find a better more reliable vehicle. Man, that shit would be nice.