“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

I’m surprised they’re not considered Bay City Roll-Gulls

Especially ever since Eva Green and Marianne Cotiliard aged out of full frontal nudity

Damned straight!!!

Jimmy Neutron was always top of his class

“If somebody spends the whole day watching fox or religious propaganda, gets worked up and all he can think of is owning a liberal or converting an unbeliever, is this person a victim or just gullible?”

Neither. Such folks (Along with their “enemies” on the opposite end of the sociocultural continuum, who get all of their intell from The Daily Show and Vox)are case studies in the willfull devolution of modern humans. The sooner all of them guzzle down a gallon of Draino each, the saner this planet will be

“I constantly see angry mobs of people decrying “woke…”

There’s nothing remotely liberal about Wokeness